1. |
Pizza Safety
01:29
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(lots of non-word screaming)
if you don't watch out
you're gonna burn your mouth
then you're bound to pout
if you don't chew your cheese
you'll find it hard to breathe
then crumble to your knees
if you don't watch out
you're gonna burn your mouth
then you're bound to pout
you shove it down your throat
you know you're gonna choke
then you're bound to croak
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2. |
Drink Your IPA You POS
01:03
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Floorpunch is your favorite band
"hey mom can I use your van"
you don't drink beer out of cans
only top shelf you're a man
don't get your way you throw a fit
your indie band is not legit
you're a fuckin' dick
drink your ipa you piece of shit
it's not easy
my whole life is fucking hard
i can't take it
spent my allowance at the bar
i'm not giving
my sierra nevada away
you can't have it
you can't handle my IPA
you're not good enough
for my expensive stuff
drink nice beer cuz i'm a gent
and it's almost 6%
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3. |
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I Saw Methczar At The Laundromat:
you don't want to smell like shit
don't forget the delacates
just like lint you're in a trap
man your laundry smells like crap
saw you at the laundromat
saw you at the laundromat
saw you at the laundromat
laundromat
laundromat
i don't need no fuckin bleach
i don't need no dryer sheets
Constant Fucking Self Loathing:
Each day, gets worse, the pain
Self hatred, distress, and shame
Bleh!
Each day that goes by
I just wonder why
I am still alive
I can't
Stand it
Anymore
Good for nothing sack of shit
Sorry loser needs to quit
I know I'm a laughingstock
No I don't want to talk, now
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4. |
Crowd Kill Yourself
00:53
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you fucking douche bag
crowd kill yourself
shut the fuck up
crowd kill yourself
you're a fucking piece of shit
i'd bet youre a rapist
i don't buy that macho crap
6 feet deep go take a nap
fuck you go crowd kill yourself
fuck you go crowd kill yourself
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5. |
DON'T MOSH
01:21
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you could seriously hurt yourself
it could be detrimental to your health
just stand still and drink your beer
paralyzed by your social fear
ugh
the feedback is too fucking loud
I really want to fit in with this crowd
someone spilled their beer in the middle of the pit
caution wet floor i don't want to slip
Shit! watch out!
cross your arms and shake your head
scoff lightly at all the kids
you're above this rabbleraugh
standing still is so punk rock
AAAAAAAHHHHH
if you touch me one more time
i'm gonna fucking lose my mind
i am getting sick as shit
of this god damned mosh pit
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6. |
Hydrophobia
01:08
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7. |
Society Suxxxx
01:13
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i'm fed up with
society's shit
can't put up with
all of these lies
you're stuck within
their dimension
they've put you in
to close your eyes
one thing i cannot stand
living their master plan
for happiness
they say materials
are the true way to go
what can i get?
society
has a hold on me
to some degree
i cannot fight
(i just improvised, never finished writing this verse :/)
war to gender roles
you're in their control
what are you gonna do
(lotsa screamin' at da man [fuck da man!])
i'm fed up with
society's shit
can't put up with
all of these lies
you're stuck within
their dimension
they've put you in
to close your eyes
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8. |
Poochinski Ascends
00:45
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macho insecurity
trained to destroy
filling their quotas
to kill brings them joy
pigs on every corner
staring us down
we're just trying to live
the only way we know how
666 pigs eat shit
boys in blue your hands are red
soaked in the blood of the innocent
paid to incarcerate
torture and exterminate
you don't serve you don't protect
smile and wave, cash your fuckin check
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9. |
Donald Trump
01:09
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You're nothing but redneck hype
Hopefully you'll just get sniped
FUCK YOU!
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10. |
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SMOOOOOOOOOOKE
WEEEEEEEEEEEEED
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11. |
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Shit Was Lit at the Well:
shit's lit at the well
everyone's high as hell
there are lots of drugs to sell
shit's lit at the well
juggalos, lol
jesus christ, what's that smell
oh my god what's that smell
i can't breathe
drink the water never leave
meth smoke makes it hard to breathe
muppet wont leave me alone
i wish i would've just stayed home
i can't wait
to get away
yuppies filling up their just
i just want to smoke some drugs
ground scores, stolen bikes
only place downtown i like
at the well
everyone's high as hell
there are lots of drugs to sell
shit's lit
JUGGALOS EVERYWHERE
hatchet man tags on the wall
every one is drawn in chalk
that kid wearing Misfit's pants
really needs to learn to dance
bluetooth speakers blasting shit
everyone is getting lit
we can play some basket ball
shoot some shit or have a brawl
lets go!
have a blast
at the well
shit was lit
at the well
shit was lit
at the well
shit was lit
#REJECTLIFE:
why can't i just love myself
why
everyday just turns to fucking shit
why
(indistinct lyrics)
if my whole life
has lead to this
i'd prefer
to end this shit
the walls i've built
keep me inside my fucked up self
i can't live with myself
i want to be someone else
(more indistinct stuff and why's and stuff)
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12. |
Dorks Only
01:20
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dad's not rich
mom's not proud
can't play for shit
but we play loud
no
slam if youre with me
go
if you're against me
no
i'm not cool enough
no
and i still ride the bus
dorks only
don't have the style
don't have the clothes
don't have the status
get kicked out of shows
dorks only
dorks only
dorks only
dorks only
dorks only
dorks only
everyone in this town sucks
so damn hip and so stuck up
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13. |
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I'm losing my shit
can't get a grip
anxiety in bulk
there's too many folks
drowning in a sea of kombucha
buried 6 feet deep in granola
cashier wants to ring my neck
because I tried to write a check
it's not worth it fuck this
i don't need shit
i'll just eat junk again
fuck nutrition
hippies in my way
blocking the door
i'll fuck you up
your healing crystals
wont save you now
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14. |
Jockstrap
01:08
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lifeless fuck
i like sports
i like sports i like sports i like sports i like sports
fuck those guys
i don't quit
no not never no not ever no not never no not ever
score some goals
make a point
win the game win the game win the game win the game
we have fun
with the boys
in the shower hit the shower in the shower hit the shower
AAAAAAHHHH!
stand and cheer
everybody
drink beer
touch down touch down
get in shape
everybody
let's play
jockstrap jockstrap
(sad dog groan)
(prolonged yelling)
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15. |
TRIAL/ERROR Olympia, Washington
Guitar/vocals: Tommy Bahama
Drums: Tommy Pickles
Synth/vocals: Tommy Wiseau
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